Sound of drums

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

(via the-miss-who-lived)

officialunitedstates:

I think

that a good tactic

to get everyone’s attention

is what I am doing right now.

Because I’m

slowing down your reading process

significantly